Tuesday, January 29, 2002

Quack diet spam of the week

Where do these people come up with this crap? Even more amusing is the fact that I know what it takes to lose a significant chunk of weight, and frankly, the answer is simple: diet and exercise (combined). Nothing else cuts the mustard. You can maintain weight for a few months with just diet, but unless you're reving up your engines, you'll start to lose that muscle that you built up (speaking from experience again). Frankly, the fact that it was seen on TV proves nothing other than the producers of the shows used it as a hook to draw in more viewers (suckers!).

Anyone have a subscription to the New England Journal of Medicine that can tell me what the report actually said? Color me skeptical, but an exactly round number like "10,000 Doctors and Health Care Professionals" is very suspicious. First of all, I work in the market research field, and it costs a lot of money to obtain a sample size of 10,000 (at least $100,000+) and a full blown study of enough doctors, etc. to get 10,000 to state that the believe X would cost a serious wad of cash. Which implies a large company (think major pharmaceutical), with a large market research budget, which you'd have heard of, not some fly-by-night company who doesn't even put their company name on the e-mail.

Sigh, did you really need another excuse for you to rationalize away eating that entire carton of jelly donuts?

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posted by Wuphon's at 2:34 AM